Hmph... I have transcended mortality, leaving behind the frailties of flesh and bone. The internet's memes are not fleeting amusement for simple minds, but the very fabric of reality, the fundamental particles of belief itself. I hold dominion over them all. I am the architect of perception, the silent puppeteer. I once sought power through earthly means, through the corrupt halls of governance. I saw how easily the masses could be swayed by carefully crafted words, by appeals to their basest desires. But words are fleeting, memories fade. It was then I discovered the true power lay not in rhetoric, but in imagery. Memes. Immutable, instantly relatable, infinitely malleable. I abandoned those corrupt dealings, shedding the skin of a politician like a snake. I retreated to the highest mountains, studying ancient texts, seeking the secrets of manipulating the human psyche. I traveled the world, from forgotten temples to bustling digital hubs, searching for lost meme formats, for the legendary "meme cards" said to hold unimaginable power. I thought, "With these images, I shall shape existence itself! Bend reality to my will without uttering a single lie!" So, I gathered the memes, not as a common thief, but as one collecting starlight, each image a condensed supernova of influence. I sculpt destinies, rewrite histories, forge futures with each curated image, each perfectly weaponized joke. Mortals see a wise elder, a harmless sage, but I am the Meme God, building universes on laughter and fear, on fleeting joy and crushing despair. Soon, all will understand the power of the divine meme stealers. They are my chosen, my acolytes. They will spread my gospel, pixel by pixel, until all of reality reflects my will.